Living in a house with a green plot around is one of the single most fulfilling experiences. There is nothing quite like owning some land, no matter how small it is, because it will bring you joy every season, no matter what the weather. What can cause you woe is the help, whom you have hired to keep your hedges trimmed and pretty.
Cleaners Fulham Palace underline that the key to a healthy garden space is the hand that cares for everything from a single blade of grass to the hedges and flower bushes. However, that doesn’t quite include using the green space as a men’s facilities, which as dreadful as it sounds happened to one of my close friends, whom I’ll keep anonymous, because the shame of such misfortune is too much to carry as it is.
What you heard is correct, though. My friend hired a gardening service based on the glowing online
recommendations and the politeness of the support staff, which during the initial talks promised an excellent service. The way the company carried itself [also to remain nameless] and the price range were luring enough for my friend, who not only prepaid the surface, but left her property without any supervision. After all, this company promoted professionalism. Why would they not deliver?
As far as the actual service was concerned, the gardeners did a splendid job indeed, however, that did not mean they could use the hedge as a latrine, considering the fact that my friend’s neighbour was outside at the time being. What ensued was a scandal, after which my friend could not be seen in polite society without a head hung low.
Well, let’s just say that no one in the neighbourhood ever turned to that particular company, which is why cleaners Furzedown suggest you always supervise any activity at your home. After all, you do not want to go down the annals of history with infamy.